Tuesday, June 16, 2009

I FELL ASLEEP AND GOT 53 TATTOOS THAT I DIDN'T WANT...


HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU FALL ASLEEP DURING A TAT SESSION LONG ENOUGH TO GET 53 TATTOOS THAT YOU DIDN'T WANT...LOL YEAH RIGHT LIL DWEEB CHICK!

Here is the story:

She claimed the Romanian tattooist who performed the artwork misunderstood her French and English.

She claims she fell asleep while he was doing his work... and awoke to 'this nightmare'.

'It is terrible for me,' said Kimberley. 'I cannot go out on to the street, I am so embarrassed. I just look horrible.'

'I think he didn’t understand what I wanted. He spoke only fractured English and French.

'But I explicitly said in my native tongue, French, and also in a little bit of English when he looked confused, that I wanted three little stars only near my left eye.'

Rouslan Toumaniantz, who runs the tattoo parlour called The Tattoo Box in Courtrai, denies her claim.

He said she knew 'exactly what she wanted'.

He added: 'She was awake and looked into the mirror several times as the procedure was taking place.

'The trouble all started when she went home and her father and boyfriend threw a fit.

'They are saying things now like I doped her or hypnotised her. What rubbish!

'She asked for 56 stars and that’s what she got.'

To remove the stars would require surgery costing £8,500.

But even the most advanced laser techniques would, while removing the tattoos, leave deep white marks all across Kimberley's face.

She has launched legal proceedings against Toumaniantz seeking damages, plus the money for the operation.

He was questioned by police earlier this year but they decided it was a civil matter and that there was nothing they could do.

Jules Clocher, a Belgian psychologist, said: 'The trauma this girl must be feeling is indescribable. She feels like a circus freak - and no wonder, because she looks like one.'

Monday, June 15, 2009

HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO LOOK LIKE THIS IN REAL LIFE...


I am told that this guy is on meth...I am wondering if this is a before or after photo!?
Humm...looks like Chinese words on his forehead!

IG'NANT SNICKER ADS...I HATE DUMB COMMERCIALS





" Patrick? "

"What's up Brian" (in a gay British voice)

"ARGHH"

"Ooops"


"GET DUNKED ON BY PATRICK CHEWING"



*FAILED*


After viewing this "Super Bowl" worthy commercial I ran out and purchases every snicker in sight. It's safe to say that there are no Snickers in West Philadelphia....This has got to be the most ignorant commercial out this moment. The whole changing the word Snicker amongst the original back ground is CORNY.....Well I guess that new marketing major from BROWN MACKIE just ain't cutting it!

......and why did Patrick use that gay ass British nasal tone???...and why did they use a stand in for the dunk...THAT'S NOT PATRICK DUNKING!!

Saturday, June 13, 2009

DO PEOPLE IN HELL REALLY WANT "ICE WATER"


I think they have other things in mind...lol

IG'NANT ASS D-ROSE SHOWING GANG SIGNS!!!


NUFF SAID.....

Derrick Rose (bottom) NBA Super Star for the Chicago Bulls....

Thursday, June 11, 2009

AIR YEEZY




These shoes cost $215.00 and has sold out in many locations. I'm sorry but isn't Kanye West a"Gay Fish"?....So why would a person in this economy spend so much for Gay Fish- Frankenstein- Robo Cop Boots?...Peep the Gay Fisherman style at (top)...these go for 5 Bills!!!



*I just so happen to like the commercial by nike...

WHO EVER SAID WILL SMITH WAS GAY!!!

BREAKING IG'NANT NEWS!!!

A closer look at the OBVIOUS attempt of Tyler Perry trying to rape Will Smith in broad day light in front of hundreds of fans and Paparazzi....here is a closer look at the evidence...

MARTHA, PETS, and TWITTER!!!!



This broad is on TWITTER talking about her pets like we care...lol
Martha just posted the following message on her Twitter page:

"Mozart the cat just died -- he was nineteen and did indeed have a beautiful life. we just buried him next to pawpaw -- he was a lynx Himalayan."

Stewart's dog, Genghis Khan, died in a freak explosion at a kennel back in March. Her 13-year-old pooch PawPaw passed away in April of '08.

Hummm someone should get looked at for cruelty to animals...lol

PEREZ "THE PENISE BREATH GAY CLOWN" HILTON


*old news just had to get this flaming clown on here...

I don't have anything against gays...or even gays so flaming that you may get burned if you were in the same room with them. (I have a 2min time limit before I then begin questioning myself...)

The IG'NANT part is that he *called Ms. California CARRIE PREJEAN a DUMB BEEYOTCH after making these comments and getting FIRED from Donald Trumps show "Who wants to be famous, and get yelled at".

THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF "IG'NANT"....LOOK AT THIS DUDE!!!


Rapper T-Pain's new harware

LOOK everybody at rapper T-Pain's BIG ASS CHAIN!!!....This chain is said to cost $410,000 dollars. This is where your hard earned recession dollars have gone! Maybe Mr. Pain needs to get a refund due to the FACT that the chain isn't BIG it's LONG...The pendant is whats BIG!!!